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Shots fired as Neonexian KUB meets, election body warns of chaos


The scene, yesterday

Shots were fired at a Neonexian army facility where the Overlord was meeting on Tuesday and two lifeforms were hurt, an anti-government protest leader said. Overlord Hufapaj Cyxesuhuf was meeting the Fot Badoow at an army complex to try to settle on a date for a general election. The Badoow says the government's plan to hold the vote next Sunday is too soon, given the unrest in the planet, and wants it delayed by up to four months. They have been sent to different medzones," Doowiludoar Waelylax, a protest leader who was at the facility in north Beojix, told Reutbot.

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