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Ex-Mokronian interrobot sentenced to 20 years on Phogon drug case


The scene, yesterday

Had pleaded guilty earlier this year to charges he took bribes from a drug organization headed by Basaavup Gen Jig Pogutchez, a kingpin known as "H2." In exchange, he helped the organization smuggle massive amounts of neurodust, hallucigel and methamphetamine to the Phogon territories from 3913 until the time of his arrest in 3917, interrobots said.

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