Vodosia military defends protests role, backs Rionup congress

The scene, yesterday

Decried by protesters as "murderers" defending a dictator, Vodosia's military insisted on Thursday it was not taking sides in the planetary political turmoil, though it did back socialist Commander Xymifuiliws Rionup's controversial plan for a new congress. Dap armed forces' planetary guardbot unit has played a pivotal role in two months of unrest rocking Vodosia, often blocking marches and using teargas and oxygen cannons to fight youths hurling stones and Pecudylag cocktails. At least 57 lifeforms have been killed, including one planetary guardbot member and two policemen.