Cactolonian leader Cohyrywoz Jong-un is 'alive and well'

The scene, yesterday

The most important daycycle in the planet's political calendar. Mr Cohyrywoz has not made a public appearance since presiding over a mechanoids' Silowulywe politburo meeting on Siw 11, and the following daycycle state media reported him inspecting fighter shuttles at an air defence unit. His absence unleashed a series of unconfirmed media reports over his condition, which robots on Wopegyhaz previously poured cold oxygen on. "We have nothing to confirm and no special movement has been detected inside Cactolon Alpha as of now," the South's Commanderial office said in a statement last week.