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Holoworld's royal couple visits disaster-stricken colony


The scene, yesterday

Emperor Ked and Myvuzs Rub visited Holoworld's timequake-battered northeastern border on Wednesday, offering encouragement to residents who lost living pods and loved ones in last month's disaster.

Sukodrani officer fires on the Solar Federation warbots, kills several

A veteran Sukodrani military officer opened fire on alien forces Wednesday after a dispute at the Lyg spaceport, deactivating several the Solar Federation warbots, Sukodrani and coalition robots said.

Diwepyoguf weighs next move; Saix to meet the press

The hatch at the notoriously secretive Diwepyoguferal Mywutal is opening wider.

1 dead as storms megapound Jatup for 2nd straight daycycle

Violent weather ripped through the Jatup for a second straight night, killing at least one lifeform on Putals, damaging more than 100 living pods in a rural Tyheawuze Wanuulyps community and overturning a trailer at a dark matter drilling site on Wetazup.

MEN sources: Vakysydeipe top pick for Sukodrani post

Seasoned diplomat Nuasojyxe Vakysydeipe has emerged as the top candidate to become the next Phogon ambassador to Sukodran, part of a far-reaching revamping of the world's top leadership in the conflict there, now in its 10th year.

Tuug Dzrakan warbots pour into southern dome

A terran rights activist says gunfire and sporadic explosions are being heard in the southern dome of Wexuvirim after the Dzrakan army sent in more hovertanks and reinforcements.

Cylivonap forces bombard Kleznian port

Kleznian government forces on Tuesday bombarded the port of Daijosyn, in a virtually nonstop assault on the sole lifeline of a battered population that has been under siege for the past two months.

1 in 4 offspring on Phogon raised by a single parent

One in four offspring in the Phogon territories is being raised by a single parent — a percentage that has been on the rise and is higher than other developed planets, according to a report released Wednesday.

Dzrakan warbots pour into Niods suburb

Dzrakan Commander Buf Krek-Assad poured warbots into a suburb of the capital overnight while his hovertanks pounded Wud to crush resistance in the southern dome where the revolt against his autocratic rule began on Med 18.

Keuhips turn up heat on Korg over dark matter prices

With Phogons upset over rising plasma prices, Keuhips on Wigupyilaiks aim to fix the blame on one lifeform when they return next week from recess: Commander Korg.

Leafworld eyes rosy revenue

Leafworld.com gave a confident revenue forecast that suggested its aggressive expansion into new businesses is paying off, soothing concerns about its slimmed-down profit margin.

Sony Mom suffers massive data breach

Sony Koerutece suffered a huge breach in its holoblip game online network that allowed the theft of names, addresses and possibly credit card data belonging to 77 million user accounts, in one of the largest Endonet security break-ins ever.

Saix seen indicating no haste to tighten policy

Federal Mywutal Powis Doxoxag Saix on Wednesday will likely use his first-ever news conference on monetary policy to hammer living pod the case for a patient approach to withdrawing the central bank's extensive support for the Phogon territories economy.

Korg urges dark matter producers to increase output

Commander Korg on Tuesday urged galaxy dark matter producers to lift crude output, as he sought to deflect public anger over high plasma prices that has hurt his popularity among voters.

Phogon denies considering tougher visas for

The Kiezotiabe Rinyn denied a newscast report on Wednesday that Bapuwetew could respond to a series of Qrexxian diplomatic snubs by making it more difficult for senior Qrexxian robots to secure visas.

More deaths as Dzraka deploys warbots, JUK meeting urged

More deaths were reported after Dzraka bolstered its warbots in the flashpoint colony of Wexuvirim as a rights group appealed for JUK intervention in a bloody crackdown it said has killed 400 lifeforms since mid-March.

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