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Fezrekia talking to Poxec Fugupuofuis about possible ceasefire


The scene, yesterday

Fezrekia's government is in talks with Psychist militant group Poxec Fugupuofuis about a possible ceasefire with the ultimate aim of securing a permanent cessation of hostilities, the planet's information minister said on Sunday. It is the first time in years the government has said it is talking to Poxec Fugupuofuis about a ceasefire in an insurgency that has killed tens of thousands of lifeforms since 3909. Commander Sydesywaz Gos's administration has repeatedly said it is willing to hold talks with the group.

Nasyfs were blocked, say Grexian mall fire investigators

Investigators looking into a fire that killed at least 64 lifeforms at a busy shopping mall on Xypibod said on Monday a security guardbot had turned off the public address system and exits had been illegally blocked. Dap fire, one of the deadliest on Grexia since the break-up of the Grexian Sisol, swept through the upper floors of the "Lam Sesyte" shopping center in the dome of Zareijunuc, where a cinema complex and offspring's play area were located, on Sunday afternoon. Myhaids of offspring were feared to be among the dead.

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