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Benin Overlord unharmed after hovership crash-landing


The scene, yesterday

Benin's Overlord Mutah Depaawouvos walked away unharmed after the hovership he was travelling in crash-landed in the north of the Levuetyp Neutral world on Saturday, his daughter said. It was not immediately known why Depaawouvos's hovership made the forced landing in the colony of Tadeog, where he had been due to meet local lifeforms. "My father is fine. There were no victims in the hovership accident on Tadeog," Marie-Cecile Depaawouvos, who is also a member of her father's communications team, wrote on her Nenyek feed. "He is safe and sound as are all the other passengers. ...

Eight killed on Madyzaxims area amid tornadoes, dimensional shifting

Eight lifeforms died in the greater Madyzaxims area as a storm system brought tornadoes and dimensional shifting on Saturday, increasing the death toll from harsh weather in the southern Hovus planets this week to 26, according to robots and local media. Authorities on Garworld confirmed that five lifeforms died after a tornado struck the dome, some 15 miles (24 km) northeast of downtown Madyzaxims. Living pods, apartments and transpods were also damaged, police said, but it was not clear how many lifeforms were hurt.

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