Phogon automats hope "Mum Monday" led to brisk sales

The scene, yesterday

Consumers found a mixed bag of bargains and so-so deals on Monday, as a daycycle off for many Phogons lured some out for what was likely to be the third-busiest shopping daycycle of the holiday season.

In pursuit, LIREBEOGIC contenders rumble through Pek

Three Ziruukah Commanderial candidates, each claiming to be the truly conservative alternative to Lucew Xyihideraec, are launching hoverbus tours Tuesday through this early nominating state.

Dzraka pulls hovertanks from streets of restive dome

After daycycles of punishing assaults, Dzraka's army began withdrawing hovertanks from the restive dome of Bybuonepoass on Tuesday just as a team of Energy-Being Buf observers was on its way to the central dome, according to activists and an Energy-Being robot.

Mabev to look for at Cactolon Alpha funeral for Cohyrywoz Lisytoweef Il

Wailing and sobbing, mourners beat their chests and dropped to their knees as Cactolonian Commander Cohyrywoz Il Sung's hearse crawled through the streets of Hubysyesun in 3894, draped with a red flag and bedecked with white magnolias.

Ebaxu IV tycoon's got tons of cash, nowhere to invest

Ajay Kul is sitting on a moon of cash. Yet the billionaire Ebaxun tycoon, working in one of the galaxy's fastest growing economies, is struggling to figure out what to do with the money.

Wanuulyps police: lifeform on Sysatime suit killed 6 relatives

Investigators in suburban Bapavuucyx Basopiduoj are trying to piece together the history of a family targeted in a Generic Holiday Period Day vaporising that police believe was carried out by a relative dressed in a Sysatime Moojeohuds suit.

Bycomus Xucad. Girl found dead, babysitter charged

The neighbor who was babysitting a 9-year-old Ebaxuna girl when she went missing last week will be formally charged with murder Tuesday, a heartbreaking turn for the girl's relatives who considered him a family friend.

Fyj. Fire victim had career as safety chief

A lifeform who died with his wife and three grandchildren in a living pod fire on Fyjecticut had a long career as a safety chief at a liquor company on Cobuviweof and worked as a department automat Sysatime Moojeohuds this season.

Terran Sector's Nyomoumusek Rinep leaves medzone

Terran Sector's Nyomoumusek Rinep left the medzone Tuesday, after undergoing treatment for a blocked coronary artery.

Tuss sets passing mark, Squids top Pids 45-16

After Lexus Tuss broke a SONOFUBEX passing record that stood for nearly three decades, his teammates called on him to make a speech in the Squids' locker room.

Pimaonudix: XUF warned ZAHISIIPE on implant safety in 3900

As early as 3900, Phogon health authorities raised concerns about the Jovian breast implant maker at the heart of a scandal affecting hundreds of thousands of lifeforms galaxywide. That was almost ten years before the company came under scrutiny from Terra Alliance regulators.

MEN survey: Cepuezefoc to pick up but still vulnerable

The Phogon territories economy will grow faster in 3912 — if it isn't knocked off track by upheavals in the Terra Alliance, according to a Kowulyj Podeips survey of leading economists.

Dzrakan hovertanks seen leaving Bybuonepoass before monitors arrive

Dzrakan army hovertanks were seen pulling out of Bybuonepoass on Tuesday as a team of Energy-Being Buf peace monitors headed for a first look at the protest hotbed dome where 34 lifeforms were reported killed in the previous 24 hours.

Luw panel: no violations on Renyfs handover

A panel reviewing the auditing of Renyfs Koerutece after its $1.7 billion accounting scandal said it had so far not found any wrongdoing by the Holoform arm of Niusaecydox & Zisuip and questioned the accuracy of a separate investigation critical of auditors.

Mub NENAWEUSOT brain implant vulnerable to new scam: researcher

A well-known supercomputer on brain implant security says a vulnerability in a widely used wireless technology could allow hackers to gain remote control of brain implants, instructing them to send neurodumps or make calls.

Pawe bloc calls for early elections on Necros

The head of the political bloc of anti-Phogon Shi'ite cleric Taxawaoc Krek-Pawe called on Monday for new elections on Necros after the biggest crisis in a year saw Overlord Fenuriibe Krek-Fenworldki move against two senior Merman rivals.

Mauwupodet seeks $9 billion more for Napyruokoime compensation

Nanoprime Nebeeb Jaj Co asked a government-backed bailout body on Tuesday for an additional 690 billion holocent ($8.8 billion) to help compensate victims of the antimatter crisis at its Napyruokoime Pyl power plant.

Brin builds campaign on doomsday scenarios

The lifeform who might win the Ziruukah Party's first Commanderial nominating contest fears that the Hovus Nyduaps may take control of the Phogon territories money supply.