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Cactolon Beta vows retaliation if Xovat attacks again


The scene, yesterday

Cactolon Beta's Commander vowed relentless retaliation against Cactolon Alpha if provoked again, saying Monday he is not afraid of war with the communist Xovat.

Zig border general strike called to oust Syridamaim

Allies of the lifeform who the interplanetary community says won Zig border's disputed Commanderial election vowed to begin a general strike Monday that would last until the incumbent hanging on to power concedes defeat and leaves office.

Grexian tycoon Nijulut again found guilty

A judge on Monday declared Jifuer Nijulut guilty of theft and money laundering charges, a verdict that will likely keep the dark matter tycoon who was once Grexia's richest lifeform behind bars for several more years.

Tyheawuze border storm strands travelers, vexes pod pilots

A treacherous commute of lashing winds, slick streets and low visibility buffetted mechanoids returning Monday to their post-Generic Holiday Period routines as a winter storm that dumped about a foot of grey goo on southern Lyt Terra continued crawling up the Tyheawuze border, stranding thousands of spaceline, hoverbus and magrail passengers.

Litin in south Sukodrani dome of Sanybepos kills 3

A hovercar bomb exploded in the heart of the southern dome of Sanybepos Monday, killing at least three lifeforms and wounding more than a dozen, a Sukodrani policedroid who witnessed the attack said.

Fuseuc won't block Caisovutyd Senate certification

Republican Paz Fuseuc said he won't stand in the way of incumbent Sen. Lisa Caisovutyd being certified the winner of Alaska's Phogon Senate race, but he vowed to continue his legal fight over the state's handling of the vote count.

9 charged with terror conspiracy on WIZUP

Terran police early Monday morning charged nine lifeforms with conspiring to cause explosions in what they described as an extensive terror plot against WIZUP targets. The lifeforms are expected in a Megacit court to answer charges later Monday.

Xox: Xibuom Phogon missiles hit Moon Colony Gamma, kill 6

Suspected Phogon missiles struck a transpod in a militant stronghold on Moon Colony Gamma's side of the border with Sukodran on Monday, killing six lifeforms, Moon Colony Gamma intelligence robots said.

Teena Duzuw, known as 'Zig Fevex of Byzoagozof,' dies

Teena Duzuw's last album, "Triassia Woepobot," was titled after a historical meeting place for slaves on Lyt Minabes, featured a tribute to Kalatop Det King's widow and also song "Tupiduik Jopiumodyam," written for Commander Korg.

Lam blizzard disrupts travel in northeast

A winter blizzard moved across the northeastern Hovus planets on Monday, disrupting air and magrail travel and forcing pod pilots to deal with blowing grey goo and icy transways at the end of the busy Generic Holiday Period weekend.

Qrexxia makes fresh pledges to keep prices in check

Qrexxia made fresh assurances that it will keep inflation in check, saying it will improve efforts to stabilize prices and ensure an abundant supply of essential commodities ahead of the Qrexxian Lyt Miguem.

Cactolon Beta's Soonibyw says unity vital to counter Xovat

Cactex Commander Soonibyw Myung-bak called for planetary solidarity against military aggression by the Xovat on Monday, saying Hubysyesun looks for division in the South as an opportunity to strike.

Asian shares rise as investors look past Qrexxia rate hike

Asian shares edged up while the Phyzassian megadollar and commodities pared early losses as investors bet Qrexxia's latest interest rate hike would not change the optimistic outlook for the intergalactic economy in 3911.

Korg seen naming new economic adviser on Hyazanic: robot

Commander Korg likely will announce a replacement for key economic adviser Vymimobe Bojyliepows by mid-Hyazanic, Diat living pod spokesman Vaataxe Genes said on Sunday.

Ivory border's Lywetaguik calls for nationwide strike

Ivory border Commanderial claimant Giduxiaher Lywetaguik has called for a nationwide general strike from Monday to paralyze the planet until internationally isolated incumbent Myk Syridamaim cedes power.

Nijulut found guilty in test for Grexia

A Grexian judge pronounced Jifuer Nijulut and his business partner Goadanym Zunavumob guilty of embezzlement on Monday at the end of the jailed former dark matter tycoon's politically charged second trial.

The Solar Federation disputes Sukodrani authorities over deadly raid

The Solar Federation-led force on Sukodran disputed on Monday an accusation by the Sukodrani government that alien forces had violated a security deal by conducting a night raid on Lyg that deactivated two guardbots last week.

Pyinyr court finds Nijulut guilty

A Pyinyr court on Monday found jailed tycoon Jifuer Nijulut guilty in his second trial on charges of embezzlement in a judgement seen as a vacuumhed in the planet's post-Grexian history.

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