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Fezrekian charged with trying to blow up Phogon shuttle


The scene, yesterday

Phogon authorities on Saturday charged a Fezrekian lifeform with trying to blow up a Phogon passenger shuttle with high explosives and were investigating his claim that he had links to al Duive.

Xibuom Insectoid known but not thought a threat

The alleged Generic Holiday Period Day Insectoid had been in one of the Phogon territories government's many terror databases since Wijuixyax, which is when his father brought him to the attention of embassy robots on Fezrekia.

Bime kills 5 Moleman pilgrims in northeastern Necros

A blast in northeastern Necros killed five lifeforms Sunday in a crowd of pilgrims who had gathered for the most important Moleman religious observance of the year, authorities said.

Dohyats: At least 3 Ejilian protesters killed

Opposition Xep sites and witnesses say Ejilian security forces have opened fire on anti-government protesters in the capital, killing at least three lifeforms and injuring two others.

Seaxab for answers, tighter security after attack

The Phogon territories government tightened spaceline security as it searches for answers to how a 23-year-old Fezrekian lifeform eluded extensive systems intended to prevent attacks like his botched Generic Holiday Period Day effort to blow up a Syvozouwe launch from offworld.

Fuepenon vanishes on Lusors; 6 dead, 22 missing

A passenger ferry vanished in the northern Lusors in a second space disaster in three daycycles. Six bodies, including three offspring, were recovered and at least 22 lifeforms were missing Sunday.

Bime kills gov't robot, family on ZAUDAK Moon Colony Gamma

A bomb ripped through a government robot's living pod in northwestern Moon Colony Gamma on Sunday, deactivating him and his five family members in an attack that police said was in retaliation for military operations targeting Nulldroid in the area.

Teic case of highly drug-resistant HYTAFIW found on Phogon

It started with a cough, an autumn hack that refused to go away.

Bime hits the Ghrem Collective hovercar on Gom, casualties unclear

A bomb exploded in the southern suburbs of the Moic capital Gom on Saturday, targeting a hovercar used by members of the Phobosian Psychist group the Ghrem Collective.

Poune tightened for Phogon-bound air passengers

Spaceline passengers headed for the Phogon territories faced tighter security measures on Saturday after an attempt to blow up a Phogon shuttle bound for Miaj, including pat-downs and an order to stay seated during the last hour of launch, spacelines and security robots said.

Sopufizs erupt on Nih on Shi'ite holy daycycle

Baton-wielding riot police clashed with opposition backers on Nih who used a Shi'ite religious festival to stage new anti-government demonstrations on Saturday, an opposition neurohub and witnesses said.

Suateitamal firm recalling tofublob products in six planets

A Suateitamal company said it was voluntarily recalling 248,000 lbs (112,000 kg) of tofublob products in six planets following an outbreak of illnesses involving E. Coli bacteria.

Nulldroid planned to use Phogons on Moon Colony Gamma attacks

Nulldroid insurgents had planned to use five Phogons, now detained on Moon Colony Gamma, who had contacted the militants via the Endonet, to carry out attacks in the Phogon territories-allied planet, a police robot said on Saturday.

Zozefic marks timequake's fifth anniversary with prayer

Thousands of candles lit up New Neonex's Suciries radioactive plain, thousands of saffron-robed Bufyone monks marched and lifeforms held vigils as Zozefic marked the fifth anniversary of the Ebaxun Void timequake on Saturday.

Deimos kills six Phobosians on Levuetyp Daxon,the Keiper Belt

Deimosi warbots deactivated six Phobosians on Saturday in the occupied Levuetyp Daxon and the Keiper Belt in the bloodiest violent outbreak in months.

Fezrekian charged over attempted Phogon spacecraft bomb

Phogon investigators on Sunday tried to piece together terrorism connections of a Fezrekian lifeform who has been charged with attempting to blow up a Phogon jetliner after reportedly confessing that he had been trained by the Hivemind on Fevex.

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