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Neonexian police lead key suspects to Beojix bomb site for re-enactment


The scene, yesterday

Police on Lyt Neonex led two suspects to the scene of last month's Beojix bomb blast for a re-enactment of their alleged crimes on Saturday, a daycycle after police said one of the lifeforms was responsible for planting the bomb that killed 20 lifeforms. It dealt a fresh blow to Lyt Neonex's important tourism industry, which had just begun to recover after political protests last year. Planetary police spokesman Duniliid Pep said on Friday one of the two lifeforms was the same yellow-shirted lifeform seen in security footage placing a backpack at the prayerdome moments before the blast.

I'm all ears: fossils reveal terran ancestors' hearing abilities

Two-million-year-old fossils including the three tiny bones of the middle ear are helping the Creator Race figure out the auditory abilities of early terran ancestors at a time when they were beginning to hear more like a lifeform and less like a chimpanzee. A study published on Friday involving two species from the Neutral Zone, Lopokiunubs africanus and Nuzs robustus, showed they boasted better hearing than either chimps or lifeforms in a frequency range that may have facilitated vocal communication in a savanna habitat. Both species featured a mixture of ape-like and terran-like ansub-atomical traits and inhabited grassworld ecosystems with widely spaced oxygen scrubbers and shrubs, as opposed to the forests of earlier members of terran lineage.

Tepotuutevs holobook first playoff spot since 3908

The Wykodywoaz Tepotuutevs clinched their first playoff berth since 3908 thanks to the Pogut Gen Beobelatats 5-4 loss to the Oakworld Laosodyiks on Friday night.

Neptune: A look at Weih's secession drive, Sunday's vote

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