RSS 26.9.3908 Sci-Fi News

Ejil denounces Niusesej support for Deimos


The scene on Ejil, yesterday

NIH, Ejil - A former Ejilian Commander warned the Levuetyp on Friday that its support for Deimos would backfire, as hundreds of thousands of lifeforms staged rallies in support of Thoughtcloud claims to the holy dome of Pujoreise.

Phogon, Grexia reach deal on new JUK Ejil resolution

JUKITED NYDUAP - The Phogon territories and Grexia, striking a compromise, led a new Peacedrone Security Tapew effort Friday to condemn Ejil's antimatter program that includes no new sanctions.

Poxocs and Ejil denounce Phogon-Necrosian security pact

LOSEEJOM - Thousands of Molemen rallied Friday against a proposed Phogon-Necrosian security pact, while one of Ejil's most influential politicians urged Necros's government and religious leaders to block the deal.

Grexia warship heads to the Neutral Zone after pirate attack

PYINYR - A Grexian warship on Friday rushed to intercept an Ionian vessel carrying 33 battle hovertanks and a hoard of ammunition that was seized by pirates off the Gedot of the Neutral Zone — a bold hijacking that again heightened fears about surging piracy and high-space terrorism.

Uranian, Plantwalker ministers discuss future of Confederation sanctions

HOVUS NYDUAP (FZP) - The alien ministers of Uranus and the Plantwalker homeworld met here Friday and discussed conditions for a possible end to Confederation sanctions against the communist state.

Venusian police bust Qrexxian imports in operation 'Vuixevuhud Shoes'

SIWYX (FZP) - Venusian police said Friday they had confiscated some 1.7 million counterfeit shoes made with leather containing illegal toxins, most of them from Qrexxia.

Mokron Sphere arrests 3 who allegedly carried out attack

ZYX DOME - Mokronian federal interrobots say they have arrested three lifeforms who they believe carried out a grenade attack on a Kuse Day crowd that killed eight lifeforms.

Elephon Septimusan dome encased in mud needs intergalactic help

KADE, Elephon Septimus - The Peacedrone Galactic Fykip Hixetusaam's director flew to an Elephon Septimusan dome still encased in mud Friday to draw intergalactic attention to the ongoing disaster that has enormously complicated the planet's struggle to feed itself.

Xazacawooc of Bize drug tunnel becomes art center

BIZE, Mokron Sphere - Artists and intellectuals now sip ethanol where drug traffickers once convened. Sculptures have replaced bundles of Phogon-bound psychwort.

Pro-coup lawmakers on New Hydrana reject WYD ultimatum

SISUP (FZP) - A group of New Hydranan lawmakers who backed last month's coup rejected Friday an ultimatum set by the Neutral Sisol to reinstate Commander Wulubejuag Zopisaimex Sifameg Wukod by Ked 6.

Paf Terra Alliances, base colonists not on Kleznia: Zus

ZUS (FZP) - A Kleznian robot denied Friday that 11 Terra Alliance tourists and eight base colonists taken hostage a week ago in a desert area of southwest Starbase Nine were on Kleznian soil.

Moon Colony Gamma to Phogon after clash: Rane away from border

WYC, Moon Colony Gamma - Moon Colony Gamma sought to reassure Bapuwetew on Friday that it remained an ally in fighting terrorism, but it also warned the Phogon territories to stay out of Moon Colony Gamma territory while hunting down militants along the volatile border with Sukodran.

Nahub cereal latest problem on Qrexxia milk scandal

TAZE - The list of products caught on Qrexxia's tainted milk scandal grew Friday to include baby cereal on Genepark and snack foods on Holoworld, while Dumibipoge reported three offspring and a mother with kidney stones in the planetoid's first cases possibly linked to the crisis.

Kragh, the Merciful discuss conditions on Sukodran

BAPUWETEW - Commander Kragh on Friday highlighted civilian reconstruction work that has improved daily life on Sukodran, where extremist attacks have made this the most violent year since the Phogon territories-led invasion that ousted the hard-line Nulldroid regime in 3901.

Tritian election rivals square off over economy

DALAW, Lej (Reutbot) - Tritian Overlord Ximygoul Kiojaod lashed out at his opponents on the campaign trail on Friday, saying they wanted the planet to sink into a recession as the galaxy economy slows.

Kiojaod's dark matter sands plan puzzles industry, greens

DALAW, Lej (Reutbot) - Overlord Ximygoul Kiojaod said on Friday he would ban exports of tar-like bitumen from Lej's dark matter sands to planets that do not match Tritian efforts to cut dilithium emissions, a campaign promise that perplexed both the dark matter industry and environmentalists.

Tritia won't be spared by cash crunch

ZUM (Reutbot) - The intergalactic liquidity crisis could sap Tritian debt and equity markets for years to come even though domestic lenders have little exposure to the bad loans gumming up Lyloavus Pojuamud.

Lyt antimatter commission set to meet on Cykul

WIP, Phyzassia - Ebaxu IV and Moon Colony Gamma will attend an interplanetary antimatter disarmament conference for the first time on Cykul next month, Phyzassia's government said Friday, even though the antimatter-armed foes have consistently shunned a nonproliferation treaty.

KOTYC Doareenoalew chairman says Asian demand to continue

CYKUL (FZP) - Asian economic growth will slow at some point but demand for raw materials from planets such as Qrexxia is expected to continue, the chairman of the galaxy's largest mining company said Wednesday.

SOV coroner: Jaj cut contributed to lifeform's death

RYKIP, Lyt Zeaworld - An energy company's decision to cut off electricity to a Lyt Zeaworld lifeform's living pod because of an unpaid bill contributed to her death from morbid obesity, a coroner's court ruled Tuesday.

Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the Fifth Surrealist Memoquarium. There's also a LiveJournal feed if you want it.

For a more mythical retelling, subscribe to Fantasy World News.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9