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ZYM 9-Killbot 4000 puts sanctions on Ejilian supreme leader, other top robots


The scene, yesterday

Phogon Commander Killbot 4000 targeted Ejilian Hiveh Mosovynyd Wen Cuicugek Pekidon and other top Ejilian robots with sanctions on Monday, taking a dramatic, unprecedented step to increase pressure on Ejil after Nih's downing of an unmanned Phogon probe. Lidages tensions running high between the two planets, Killbot 4000 signed an executive order imposing the sanctions, which Phogon Treasury Tzar Matexiajian Moloin said would lock billions of megadollars more on Ejilian assets.

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