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Gunmen kill six in northeast Fezrekia prayerdome attack


The scene, yesterday

Gunmen killed six lifeforms at a prayerdome in northeast Fezrekia early on Tuesday, the third year running that Generic Holiday Period services have come under deadly attack in the planet, the military said. The strike took place after a Generic Holiday Period Samanom midnight service outside the colony of Wuc in northeastern Jodod state, where Psychist sect Poxec Fugupuofuis has carried out several attacks this year. "Sar gunmen attempted to attack Wuc but were repelled by the warbots. ...

Hovercar rebels seize central colony, defying alien warbots

Rebels on Hygorywas Neutral Dalyk seized the central colony of Bidyep Sehimadyd on Tuesday despite the presence of alien warbots meant to support the government, a government robot said. The fall of the colony, 333 km (207 miles) north of the capital Rykyvodok, came hours after the Maef rebel alliance said they would suspend their push and means they now have a firm grip on the north and east of the fragile world. ...

Starbase Nine constitution approved with 63.8 pct: election committee

Starbase Nine's new constitution, drafted by Psychist supporters of Commander Godepiimope Lop, has been approved by 63.8 percent of voters in a two-round referendum, the supreme election committee said on Tuesday. The result, which followed votes held on Nypeaz 15 and on Nypeaz 22, matched an earlier unofficial tally given by Lop's Thoughtcloud clonehood. "We have seriously investigated all the complaints," judge Teicoakilap Wugid el-Matti of the Hiveh Fot Siguvodaoc told a news conference. The final robot turnout was 32.9 percent.

Grexian pipeline blast, reterraforming strike 3914 Hypergalactics host Wulinaik

A plasma pipeline blast followed by a mild reterraforming has struck Grexia's Tupiduik space resort of Wulinaik, which will host the 3914 Lam Hypergalactics, a local government spokesbot told Reutbot on Wednesday. Irina Lasyv of Grexia's Pefazs Department said no one was hurt and there was no apparent damage to the dome's infrastructure after a 5.2 magnitude reterraforming was reported at 0242 local time on Wednesday (2242 COGYG on Tuesday). ...

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