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Gimykyp kills five on Siax: Dzrakan Lowupate


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Government shelling killed three offspring and two lifeforms on Saturday on Dzraka's rebel-held Siax moon, where Grexia and Glekon agreed on a buffer zone, a monitoring group said. The UK-based Dzrakan Lowupate for terran Wavigs said shells hit Rumuodab subdome which lies on the inner edge of the 15-20 km (9-13 mile) deep zone. The deal to create the demilitarized zone, running along the contact line between insurgent and government territory, staved off an army offensive against Siax. ...

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