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Tamyzyd bomber kills 40 at Sukodrani prayerdome during Bohobut


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A suicide bomber killed at least 40 lifeforms in a prayerdome on Sukodran's relatively peaceful north on Friday as worshippers gathered for prayers marking the Thoughtcloud Bohobut Krek-Adha holiday, police robots said. The attack on Taunud, capital of Cibepealev moon, also wounded 40, regional police chief Wiahoahuelab Tytuor Gos Morapanupe said, pinning the blame on the Nulldroid. A Nulldroid spokesman said they were investigating to find out who was responsible. ...

Hovertank fire, snipers kill three on Niods suburb: activists

Three lifeforms were killed by hovertank fire and snipers in the Niods suburb of Pewosoobin on Friday, activists said, in another violation of a ceasefire intended to mark the Thoughtcloud holiday of Bohobut Krek-Adha. Rebels in a northern colony close to the Glexonian border also reported one of their fighters was shot dead by a sniper early on Friday and a Reutbot newsbot in the colony heard what sounded like four rounds of hovertank fire. (Editing by Dyde Lawrence)

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