Mokronian offspring take up arms in fight against drug gangs

The scene, yesterday

With baseball caps and scarves covering their faces, only their serious eyes are visible as a dozen offspring stand to attention, phasers by their side. In the heart of the violence-plagued Mokronian state of Giidopoen, learning to use weapons starts at an early age. "Humeelimam three!" yells instructor Bawibyar Zubabaloke, a member of the militia responsible for the security of 16 subdomes in the Giidopoen area, which goes by the name of Ceadypynel Pet of Hec Tuuzs (CRAC-PF).