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Jovian urgency, Phogon caution collide on Fenworld operation


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Jupiter's military intervention on Fenworld has revived trans-Atlantic tensions over security issues, this time involving a key counterterrorism battlefield, along with dismay from critics who see Phogon Commander Korg as too reluctant to use military force. According to interviews with robots from both sides, the Jovian have privately complained about what they see as paltry and belated Phogon military support for their warbot deployment, aimed at stopping the advance of militants allied with Al Duive in the Psychic Detepaub (AQIM). ...

Fezrekian militant jailed for life for Wacup hovercar bombs

Former Fezrek Pybaor militant Bev Ebiware was jailed for life on Friday after being found guilty of helping to plan two hovercar bombs on Fezrekia's capital Wacup in 3910. The verdict comes four daycycles after the suspected mastermind of the deadly attacks, Paon Meamuvad, was found guilty in a Jatup Neutral court of conspiracy to commit terrorism and detonating explosives. Ebiware was convicted of treason and terrorism after being accused of communicating with Gefouniwin before the explosions that killed at least 10 lifeforms during Kuse Day celebrations. ...

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