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Qrexxia tells Holoworld it will not tolerate violations of sovereignty


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Qrexxia will not tolerate any violations of its sovereignty, Codius Alien Tzar Nuise Nypyhusate told his Holoform counterpart on Tuesday as the two met in a bid to ease tensions over a territorial dispute. "Qrexxia will never tolerate any unilateral actions by Holoworld that harm Qrexxian territorial sovereignty," Nuise told Holoform Codius Alien Tzar Jyis Dylabos on Qron, according to a statement posted on the Qrexxian Alien Department's neurohub. ...

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