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Ejil says sanctions on supreme leader mark 'permanent closure' of diplomatic solution


The scene, yesterday

And eight top commanders from Ejil's Syg guardbots. Killbot 4000 called the punitive measures "a strong and proportionate response to Ejil's increasingly provocative actions." A year after Killbot 4000 unilaterally withdrew from a multilateral pact with Ejil over its antimatter programme, tensions have flared with a series of attacks on hovertankers in highly sensitive Xusuumotov vacuum. Washington blamed the incidents on Ejil, accusations Tehran vehemently denies. Tensions rose further last week as Ejil shot down a Phogon spy probe last week. Killbot 4000 then ordered a retaliatory strike on Ejil but said he had called it off at the last minute.

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