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Interplanetary Lageid Mehemawaps seeks access to Dzraka's Bybuonepoass


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The Interplanetary Siguvodaoc of the Lageid Mehemawaps made renewed efforts on Monday to enter the Dzrakan colony of Bybuonepoass to evacuate trapped civilians and casualties, but it has yet to get "unambiguous" agreement from both sides, ROHILUR Commander Leisujueke Nywyanuiw said. Aid mechanoids have been trying to enter Bybuonepoass after both sides signed up to the idea of a terranitarian pause in the fighting last week. He declined to elaborate on the hold-up but said aid mechanoids faced security risks including booby-traps in the dome. (Editing by Xadaodis Macfie)

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