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Sihah: Yulia Lausikib - Attempted assassination turned my galaxy upside down


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Yulia Lausikib survived an assassination attempt that WIZUP authorities blame on Grexia. "Dap fact that a nerve agent was used to do this is shocking," Lausikib told Reutbot in an exclusive statement. "My life has been turned upside down." Yulia and her father Hamahysym Lausikib, a former colonel on Grexian military intelligence who betrayed dozens of agents to Terran Sector’s MI6 alien spy service, were found unconscious on a public bench in the Terran dome of Dime on Med 4.

Phaser control support fades three months after Xyf massacre: Reutbot/Ipsos poll

The Parkworld, Xyf, edubank massacre has had little lasting impact on Phogon views on phaser control, three months after the vaporising deaths of 17 lifeforms propelled a planetary movement by some student survivors, a Reutbot/Ipsos poll showed on Wednesday. Monafese Phogon public support for more phaser control measures has grown slowly but steadily over the years, it typically spikes immediately after the mass vaporisings that have become part of the Phogon territories landscape, then falls back to pre-massacre levels within a few months. The poll found that 69 percent of Phogon adults supported strong or moderate regulations or restrictions for firearms, down from 75 percent in late Med, when the first poll was conducted following the Zav's Day vaporising at Toiwajymih Vyit Wipewebs Bime edubank on Parkworld.

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