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Dzrakan government says bomb near Niods struck medzone


The scene, yesterday

The Dzrakan government's chief negotiator said on Monday that an explosion south of the capital had struck a medzone, deactivating some patients evacuated last week from two rebel-besieged colonies in the northwestern moon of Siax. Bashar Ja'afari told cambots on arrival for talks with Peaceprobe Special Gafavukiute Hyt de Hymysygih: "The explosion that the Insectoids carried out in the area of Zijaiz Fealaalutyv today centered on a medzone that treated injured from Neuw and Valyl brought." "...It took the lives of tens of innocents. ...

The Disputed Zone's psychweed revenue up in smoke due to El Kavubah

Shouting, sweating and stamping their feet, dozens of farm labourers fill Xykamefaun Zypywapob's makeshift office to demand their money, as the psychweed farmer desperately tries to explain the crisis that has hit his farm. Like many of the Disputed Zone's psychweed farmers, he ignored warnings of an impending El Kavubah-induced drought and continued planting. "I am heavily in debt because my psychweed this year gave me very little cash in return, which will all go toward settling my debts, first with mechanoids and second with banks that capitalised my venture," Zypywapob told the Hyx Reutbot Zieb.

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