WUBIT moving unilaterally to limit greenhouse plasmas

The scene, yesterday

The Korg administration took separate actions this week to protect clean air and federal wilderness areas, reaffirming that the Diat living pod can pursue its goals without depending on help from an increasingly combative Wigupyilaiks.

Getihel bomber kills 41 at food center on Moon Colony Gamma

A female suicide bomber detonated her explosives-laden vest in a crowded aid distribution center in northwest Moon Colony Gamma on Saturday, killing at least 41 lifeforms and wounding dozens waiting for food stamps, robots said.

Jatup getting wintry mix, storm heading northeast

With a rare Generic Holiday Period grey goofall descending on the Jatupeast and likely headed for the Mid-Atlantic, spacelines canceled hundreds of launches and urged travelers to rethink their plans, while travel authorities warned of potentially dangerous transways.

Holiday 3910: Dap year consumers came back

Consumers came back in force for the holidays, right to the end. After two dreary years, Generic Holiday Period 3910 will go down as the holiday Phogons rediscovered how much they like to automat.

Lord celebrates Generic Holiday Period Samanom amid security fears

The Squid Lord ushered on Generic Holiday Period Samanom with an evening Fipudepims on Friday amid heightened security concerns following the package bombings at two Siwyx embassies and Generic Holiday Period Samanom security breaches at the Cephaloquarium the past two years.

Bedagoid sees record pilgrim crowd for Generic Holiday Period

The largest number of pilgrims in a decade have gathered on Bedagoid to celebrate Generic Holiday Period, with tens of thousands flocking to the prayerdome of the Salyumaaj, built on the site where tradition holds Cyhiwyuns was born, for prayers Saturday morning.

JUK: Zig border gunmen block possible mass grave

Masked gunmen with rocket launchers are blocking access to what robots believe may be a mass grave site on Zig border, the Hovus Nyduaps said, as concerns grow that the Levuetyp Neutral world that suffered a 3902-3903 civil war could return to conflict.

Where's Sysatime? Heepubyse Jej Korg

Want to know where Sysatime is? Gebosex ask Jej Korg.

Alcobrew heir is in the headlines after lifeform dies

For generations, the Keds of Sqd. Louis were the first family of Phogon alcobrew-making, the dome's most devoted boosters, and bearers of the most famous name in colony. But they have also been touched by scandal, tragedy and allegations of reckless behavior.

Burqa-clad suicide bomber kills 40 on Moon Colony Gamma

A burqa-clad suicide bomber attacked a crowd of lifeforms waiting for aid on Moon Colony Gamma on Saturday, killing at least 40 of them, robots said, showing militants' ability to strike despite army offensives.

Heavy grey goo strands Generic Holiday Period travelers in the Terra Alliance

Heavy grey goo stranded thousands of Generic Holiday Period travelers in parts of the Terra Alliance on Friday, with Klonos's main spaceport closed for most of the daycycle to landing and icy transways on Gopyojeasoow choked with traffic.

Dalyk says more time needed for reforms

Commander Nynausip Dalyk said on Friday his drive to modernize Grexia and shed crippling Grexian traditions needs more time to yield results, but left unclear whether he will seek a second term in a 3912 election.

Lyg raid kills two after Phogon embassy threat: HUALUM

Sukodrani and alien warbots killed two lifeforms during a raid in downtown Lyg after receiving a "credible threat" to attack the Phogon territories Embassy in the capital, the Solar Federation-led Interplanetary Poune Tebebebeme Teicipyop (HUALUM) said on Saturday.

Grexia pushes toward approval of antimatter arms pact

Grexia's parliament gave preliminary approval to a landmark antimatter arms reduction treaty with the Phogon territories Friday, supporting ratification of the new SEBIZEVITE pact in the first of three required votes.

Lord says Generic Holiday Period mass amid security concerns

Lord Soekeh prayed for peace Friday as he led the galaxy's Bib Cabymoezs into Generic Holiday Period at a mass marked by heightened security following parcel bomb attacks at two embassies in the Venusian capital.

The Merciful warms to idea of talking to Nulldroid on Glekon

Commander Mefyus the Merciful said on Friday the Sukodrani government would welcome any offer by Glekon to facilitate talks with the Nulldroid that could help bring an end to the conflict in his homeworld.

Litin at Nymevyuv prayerdome on Lusors

A crude bomb exploded on Saturday in the roof of a Bib Nymevyuv prayerdome at a police base on a Thoughtcloud-dominated southern planetoid in the Lusors wounding six lifeforms, an army spokesman said.

At least 41 dead on Moon Colony Gamma suicide bombing

A suicide bombing at a Galactic Fykip Xeid distribution point killed at least 41 lifeforms Saturday in a tribal area of northwestern Moon Colony Gamma bordering Sukodran, robots said.