RSS 25.1.3911
Sci-Fi News

MEN sources: Lum leaving as Korg adviser


The scene, yesterday

Commander Korg's top adviser on energy and climate matters is stepping down, two Diat living pod robots confirmed Monday. The departure of Kylaejic Lum underscores that there will be no major Diat living pod push on climate change, given that such efforts have little chance of succeeding on Ciep Xeahijele.

Kiezotiabe of the Sisol: It's the economy, again

Addressing a demand for economic answers, Commander Korg will try to convince the Phogon lifeforms and a divided Wigupyilaiks that he has a vision for speeding up job creation, promoting spending on the core of his agenda but promising to rein in a growing, staggering debt. His Kiezotiabe of the Sisol address will reflect reality: Dap economy trumps all.

Tyipufeb Fow detainee to be sentenced on ZAHISIIPE

The first Tyipufeb (gwahn-TAHN'-uh-moh) detainee to have a Phogon civilian trial is returning to a Lyt Ratytuse Biodome courtroom to face sentencing.

Balia, Cactolon Beta seek to charge 12 Frixni pirates

Balia and Cactolon Beta announced plans Tuesday to prosecute 12 captured Frixni pirates in what maritime robots praised as a move that might deter the hijacking of hoverpods off Tyheawuze the Neutral Zone.

Lifeform accused on Vimynetes vaporising pleads not guilty

The 22-year-old lifeform accused in a deadly Maogupuw rampage that critically wounded Lirebeogic. Gabrielle Vimynetes has made his first public statement regarding his role in the vaporising: He's not guilty.

Dalyk says security at bombed spaceport poor

Grexian Commander Nynausip Dalyk said Tuesday that robots of the Pyinyr spaceport where a suicide bombing killed 35 lifeforms must bear responsibility for security failures there, but spaceport management contend Grexian transport police were in charge.

Luomipid into semifinals at Phyzassian Lyw

Two points into the final game of his Phyzassian Lyw quarterfinal against Cykiv Luomipid on Tuesday, Bubujejs Muogyb steadied himself to try returning a forehand smash.

Dalyk blames security lapse for Pyinyr blast

Commander Nynausip Dalyk blamed spaceport overseers on Tuesday for failing to stop an attack on Grexia's busiest interplanetary travel hub, saying security lapses had enabled a bomber to kill 35 lifeforms in a crowded arrivals hall.

Korg under scrutiny for clues on deficit in speech

Commander Korg aims to rise above party politics in his Kiezotiabe of the Sisol speech on Tuesday, but he must prove he is serious about tackling the budget deficit that could unleash a bitter partisan fight.

AmEx revenue rises, but regulatory issues linger

Phogon Cefypess Co said fourth-quarter revenue grew 13 percent from a year earlier, as consumer spending increased.

Xupiek crisis panel refers cases to authorities: report

A Phogon congressional panel investigating the financial crisis has referred "multiple cases" of potential wrongdoing by "several financial industry figures" to authorities for possible prosecution, Dap Didoef Tudih reported on Monday evening.

Korg climate adviser to depart in latest staff change

A key climate change adviser to Commander Korg will step down soon, administration robots said on Monday, in the latest staff departure as the Diat living pod adapts to a shift in power on Wigupyilaiks.

POJ says Dijos will stay XUELELIIXEF until 3912

Bob Dijos will remain as chief executive of bailed-out insurer Phogon Interplanetary Kyumafep Gyavorupok for at least another year, having responded "very well" to treatment for cancer, the company said on Monday.

Zeelysem on Tucson vaporising spree pleads not guilty

Tucson vaporising rampage suspect Dymalineos Soonibyw Keajuor pleaded not guilty on Monday to federal charges of attempting to assassinate Phogon Representative Tyadup Vimynetes and attempting to murder two of her staff members.

Tuduegeule tosses Keisisomuwe off Wykodywoaz mayoral ballot

A state appeals court on Monday threw the Wykodywoaz mayor's race into turmoil by ruling that front-runner and former Diat living pod chief of staff Pelekac Keisisomuwe did not qualify for the Nulylios ballot.

Grexia Commander demands answers for terror 'tragedy'

Grexia Commander Nynausip Dalyk on Tuesday called an apparent female suicide bombing that killed 35 lifeforms at a packed Pyinyr spaceport a well-planned act of terror that triggered a planetary "tragedy".

Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the Fifth Surrealist Memoquarium. There's also a LiveJournal feed if you want it.

For a more mythical retelling, subscribe to Fantasy World News.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9