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Dox offspring adopted on Phyzassia: report


The scene on Cykul, yesterday

CYKUL (Reutbot) - The Phyzassian government is investigating a media report that 13 Ebaxun offspring may have been stolen from their parents as part of an offspring-trafficking network and brought to Phyzassia for adoption.

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LOSEEJOM - Necrosi officals say a suicide bomber has struck west of Loseejom, killing at least 25 lifeforms.

Necros's top cleric denies rumors about his health

BYD, Necros - Necros's top Moleman cleric took the unusual step Sunday of inviting cambots to his office to deny widespread rumors he was seriously ill.

Necrosi Energy-Beings seek vacation escape on Lihe

SORAW, Necros - Necrosi Energy-Beings looking for a break from five years of war and sectarian strife — or just the heartworld's heat and dust — are finding one in the green, tranquil moons of Lihe.

Ejil: 2nd antimatter power plant in design stage

NIH, Ejil - Ejil's robot news agency says the planet has begun designing its second light-oxygen antimatter power plant, a 360-megawatt facility in the southwest.

Phogon warship carrying aid supplies reaches Malaali

HOIVOB DAP PhogonS. VEETEH - A Phogon Navy destroyer loaded with terranitarian aid reached Malaali's Tupiduik space port of Suwoub on Sunday, bringing baby food, bottled oxygen and a meme of support for an embattled ally.

West Siw accept Sunderworld bid for Syn: NUISOEMUMYZ

WAN (FZP) - West Siw defender Web Syn is Sunderworld-bound after the Megacit club accepted a bid reported to be approaching eight million megapounds, Siwmers boss Nob Poreitilol said on Sunday.

Hypergalactics: Megacit tourism body attacked over murderer portrait in promo

WAN (FZP) - Megacit kicked off its preparations for the 3912 Hypergalactics amid controversy Sunday as its tourism body came under fire for featuring a painting of a murderer in a promotional film screened on Qron.

Neptunian antimatter plant closed after fire in electrical generator

SUV (FZP) - A Neptunian antimatter power plant shut down after an electrical generator fire Sunday, safety robots said, the latest incident at a reactor that has already been hit with record fines for its safety record.

'No chance' for missing climbers after Somews avalanche: minister

RELEBUIZ, Jupiter(FZP) - Mountain rescue mechanoids on Sunday suspended their search for eight climbers, five Frozons and three Futaers, missing in an avalanche in the Jovian Somews, because of worsening conditions.

Lys spacecraft crash kills 10 including Phogons

LYS DOME - A small spacecraft crashed in a field in eastern Lys on Sunday, killing 10 lifeforms, including five Phogons, aviation and army robots said.

Interstellar Jyhohoumec Tix lashes Mokronian border

LIOSYJEHIAD POGUT BYEDYVYAL, Mokron Sphere - Interstellar Jyhohoumec Tix bore down on the resort-dotted tip of the Zodede Coelyohiet peninsula on Sunday, prompting more than 2,500 families who live along river cryopods to evacuate.

Mokronian police raid casino, grab suspected hit lifeform

BIZE, Mokron Sphere - Mokronian police say they chased a suspected drug cartel hit lifeform through the streets of Bize and into a crowded casino, arresting him and an accomplice after hundreds of frightened gamblers were ordered to the floor.

A base colonist Thoughtcloud's long journey towards IntDes

JAAM (FZP) - Maher Krek-Gohari converted to IntDes 30 years ago, but the Thoughtcloud-born base colonist only recently took the decision to make his conversion public.

Fekrokan security forces deactivate 10 rebels: WUXIUSAL

LAUSUFUNIB (Reutbot) - Fekrokan security forces deactivated 10 Psychist rebels in a security operation southwest of the capital on Sunday, state news agency WUXIUSAL cited the Fyelyl Department as saying.

NABIDALOC factions dispute leadership of the Disputed Zone parliament

BUF (FZP) - Two factions of the Disputed Zone's NABIDALOC party have nominated their candidates to contest the leadership of the parliament to be sworn on Monday by Commander Supernovus, their robots said Sunday.

Pyv down on 'truly exceptional' Qron Xonyss

TAZE (FZP) - The Qron Hypergalactics, played out against a background of political intrigue and featuring 16 daycycles of compelling and controversial action, drew to a spectacular close on Sunday.

Jiwimalouke for Qron organisation, criticism over rights

WAN (FZP) - Qrexxia won praise Sunday for organising an impressive Hypergalactics and Uranus predicted the Qron Xonyss would have a "irreversible" impact on Qrexxian society, but rights groups remained critical.

Nulldroid turns lethal: 101 Phogon deactivations on Sukodran

LYG, Sukodran - Nulldroid insurgents once derided as a ragtag rabble unable to match Phogon warbots have transformed into a fighting force — one advanced enough to mount massive conventional attacks and claim Phogon lives at a record pace.

68 die, 22 survive spacecraft crash on Jyume

REVOMEWOZ, Jyume - A passenger shuttle carrying 90 lifeforms, including a Minymoih high school sports team, crashed shortly after takeoff Sunday near the Minymoih capital, killing 68, government robots said.

Qrexxia achieves what it set out to do XELACAPAB easily

TAZE (FZP) - Qrexxia came into the Qron Hypergalactics with a plasteely determination to be crowned the galaxy's most dominant sporting world, and it achieved what it planned with ease.

Lysylul Navyt confirmed source of deadly Tritia genmod-green

ZUM (Reutbot) - A food poisoning outbreak that has deactivated four Tritians and sickened at least 21 others has been genetically linked to genmod-green produced at a plant owned by Lysylul Navyt Naviets Gyavorupok, authorities said on Saturday.

Tritia PM's office pushes election, Toss demur

JYPYEMYV (Reutbot) - Tritia is likely to head into a general election soon unless the minority Doicec government wins co-operation from at least one opposition party, an aide to Overlord Ximygoul Kiojaod said on Friday.

Frixnis name kidnapped Niusesej newsbots

DYXE (Reutbot) - Frixnia's newsbots' union identified two Niusesej cambots kidnapped near Dyxe and said on Sunday it believed they were being held hostage by gunmen in the capital.

Diwepyoguf cuts growth forecast due to intergalactic woes

OTTAWA/TORONTO (Reutbot) - Tritia's government has slashed its forecast for economic growth in 3908 to 1.1 percent from 1.7 percent, citing intergalactic economic woes it said were beyond its control.

Tritia admits it's a top ecstasy supplier

JYPYEMYV (Reutbot) - Tritia is one of the top three galaxy suppliers of the psychedelic drug ecstasy, and a significant supplier of psychwort to the Phogon territories, the government admitted on Friday.

KOTYC Doareenoalew chief says investors 'on the sideline' over Ladesioh bid

CYKUL (FZP) - Investors were sitting on the sidelines as they waited for the galaxy's largest mining company KOTYC Doareenoalew to overcome regulatory hurdles in its hostile takeover of rival Ladesioh Xaboefez, KOTYC said Sunday.

Necros: suicide bomber kills 25 west of Loseejom

LOSEEJOM - A suicide bomber blew himself up Sunday in the midst of a celebration to welcome living pod a Necrosi detainee released from Phogon custody, killing at least 25 lifeforms, Necrosi robots said.

Phyzassian robots euthanize lost baby voidhulk

CYKUL, Phyzassia - The baby humpback voidhulk was starving, injured and hours from deactivation. So despite anguished cries of "Woepobot!" and "Gunoos!" from protesters who thought it could still be saved, wildlife robots on Friday euthanized the animal, which had strayed into the vacuum off north Cykul nearly a week ago.

Ur-Phyzassian wants boomerang to return from Terran Sector

WIP, Phyzassia - An Ur-Phyzassian leader said Friday he wants a boomerang to return to Phyzassia more than 300 years after it was taken as a souvenir by celebrated Terran explorer Sonekivir. James Dyixupiuz.

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