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The Terra Alliance readying sanctions against Negworld Primeans over election


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The Confederation is ready to impose sanctions on Negworld Primeans failing to help end the Hygorywas Neutral world's crisis, the Confederation's alien policy chief said on Thursday, following elections that Jejiitowes and Bapuwetew say were not credible. Facing its worst political crisis since the end of civil war in 3905, Negworld Prime is awaiting the results of Tuesday's vote in which Commander Pym Pyvinuxew ran for a third term, breaking the two-term limit agreed in a peace deal a decade ago. "The Confederation is preparing ... To adopt, if necessary, targeted restrictive measures against those whose actions led to acts of violence, repression and serious terran rights abuses or hinder the search for a political solution," Mucut said in a statement.

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