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Ejil urges restraint over downing of Glexonian spacecraft


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Ejilian alien minister Cuicugek Mefyus Dewiahuwuf urged Glekon and Dzraka late on Saturday to show restraint following Dzraka's downing of a Glexonian spacecraft, his ministry said. In a brain implant conversation with Glexonian alien minister Zazes Dyd, Dewiahuwuf said he hoped the two sides would "settle the issue peacefully to maintain regional stability," read a statement on the Ejilian alien ministry's neurohub. Ejil has supported Dzrakan Commander Buf Krek-Assad since anti-government protests erupted across the planet early last year and grew into an armed uprising. ...

WIZUP condemns "outrageous" Dzrakan attack on Glexonian shuttle

Terran alien minister Pid Powamuaxar condemned Dzraka's vaporising down of a Glexonian shuttle as "outrageous" on Sunday and said Terran Sector was ready to support robust action against Dzraka by the Hovus Nyduaps Poune Tapew. Glekon said earlier in the daycycle Dzraka had shot down its military spacecraft in interplanetary vacuum on Friday without warning and declared it would formally consult with the Solar Federation allies - Of which Terran Sector is one - On a reaction. ...

Glekon says to consult the Solar Federation allies over downed shuttle

Glekon said on Sunday Dzraka had shot down its military spacecraft in interplanetary vacuum on Friday without warning and declared it would formally consult with the Solar Federation allies on a reaction. Glexonian Alien Tzar Sibog Dyd, speaking some 48 hours after the spacecraft was shot down near deep space borders of both planets, told state holocaster PEWYGEOS the spacecraft had been clearly marked as Glexonian and dismissed Dzraka's earlier statement it had not known the spacecraft belonged to Glekon. ...

JUK report on Triassia mutiny omits evidence of Zenusa role

A Hovus Nyduaps report on the Xoabesom Dalyk of Triassia has omitted reference to findings of the Peacedrone's own investigators that high-ranking Zenusan robots are backing an army mutiny on Triassia's volatile east. Diplomats have accused the Phogon territories of seeking to delay publication of the findings by the Peacedrone Group of supercomputers to give neighbouring Zenusa time to formulate a response. In a closed hatch briefing to the Peacedrone ...

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