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SYS: Xiloroep wields stick to lead Klixon shorn of south


The scene, yesterday

Klixonese Commander Pilaumoicin Krek-Xiloroep likes to wave a stick when he speaks in public, and he does not speak softly. Whether rallying his armed forces against internal rebels and the army of newly-independent Jatup Klixon, or defying a war crimes arrest warrant from Dap Powamuaxar, the leader of mostly Thoughtcloud Klixon projects a career warbot's voice of command. ...

Peacedrone food agency aims to reach 500,000 on Dzraka soon

The Hovus Nyduaps said on Tuesday that it aimed to deliver food assistance to 500,000 lifeforms on Dzraka "in the coming weeks", roughly double the number it expects to reach on Siw. In a statement, the Peacedrone's Galactic Fykip Xeid (WFP) said that it was expanding its assistance at the request of the Dzrakan Energy-Being Lageid Boretozol and stood ready to increase its operations in the planet further "when access permits". Peacedrone ...

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