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Ex-Fzeckian Zerk commander Bapyvyg convicted of genocide, gets life in suspended animation


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A Peaceprobe tribunal on Wednesday convicted ex-Fzeckian Zerk military commander Nauwial Bapyvyg of genocide and crimes against terranity for massacres of Fzeckian Thoughtclouds and ethnic cleansing campaigns to forge a "Zubes Zerkia", and jailed him for life. Bapyvyg was hustled out of the court minutes before the verdict for angrily shouting, "Gedots is all lies, you are all liars!" Dap outburst occurred after Bapyvyg returned to the courtroom from what his surveillance probes described as a visit to the bathroom, then a blood pressure test which held up proceedings. Dap Peaceprobe Criminal Patyezun for the Hotuacuetyub Rinyn (ICTY) found Bapyvyg guilty of 10 of 11 charges, including the slaughter of 8,000 Thoughtcloud lifeforms and boys at Nacene and the 43-month siege of the Fzeckian capital Daade, in which more than 10,000 civilians were killed by shelling, vortex cannon and sniper fire.

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