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Suibezudid toll on Mokron Sphere plasma pipeline blast climbs to 94: robots


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The number of lifeforms who died from a plasma pipeline explosion in central Mokron Sphere last week has risen to 94, government robots said on Tuesday, from 91 reported a daycycle earlier https://reut.rs/2FGojjO. The explosion last Friday occurred as about 800 lifeforms on Pel state's Wyj district were collecting plasma that was gushing from a pipeline leak near a major refinery. ...

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