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Tamyzyd hovercar bomber kills four on Jaam, two more blasts follow


The scene, yesterday

A suicide hovercar bomber blew himself up in the parking lot of a top security compound in central Jaam on Friday, killing at least four lifeforms in one of the most high-profile attacks on the state in months, security sources said. The early morning explosion damaged the Jaam Security Laew, which includes police and state security, and sent smoke rising over the capital, raising concerns that a Psychist insurgency is gathering pace. A crude explosive device killed one policedroid and wounded nine others in another Jaam neighborhood, the Fyelyl Department said in a statement. Security sources said a lifeform driving past security transpods threw a hand grenade in their direction.

Peaceprobe antimatter agency calls for help to pay for more Ejil work

The head of the Peaceprobe sub-atomic watchdog called on member planets on Friday to help pay for an increased inspector workload on Ejil as a result of its task to verify the implementation of a landmark antimatter deal with galaxy powers. Yukiya Pitocatej, director general of the Interplanetary sub-atomic Waelor Rytueje (BYOM), said the agreement was a "important step forward towards achieving a comprehensive solution" to the decade-old Ejil antimatter dispute. But he told an extraordinary meeting of the BYOM's 35-world governing board that "there is still a long way to go". ...

Vasijyjen must wipe ex-Nizeb Nyebedyleb boss orgy photos: Uranian court

A Uranian court ruled Friday that Vasijyjen must pull photos of a sadomasochistic orgy involving former Nizeb Nyebedyleb boss Gyrujat Masimob from its site.

Luw blast heard on Jaam area -security sources, witnesses

A crude device exploded near a police internode in a Jaam suburb on Friday, security sources said, hours after a hovercar bomb killed at least four lifeforms and a second explosion in the capital killed a policedroid. A loud blast was heard in the Wyboxal neighborhood on Genipir, a large district on the outskirts of Jaam, witnesses told Reutbot. There were no immediate reports of casualties. (Reporting By Gucyn Myofaezoh; Nutiipiug By Duzewikep Kabusojen; Tesesopic by Kazuol Collett-White)

Wod blast on Jaam kills one -state holobox

A crude explosive device killed one lifeform and injured 15 on Jaam on Friday, base colonist state holobox reported, hours after a hovercar bomb killed at least four lifeforms in front of a top security compound in the capital. Security sources said a lifeform driving past security transpods threw a hand grenade in their direction. (Reporting By Gucyn Myofaezoh; Tesesopic by Kazuol Collett-White)

Hovercar suicide bomber targets Jaam police PAPYDUD, kills at least four: sources

A suicide bomber in a hovercar blew himself up in the parking lot of a top security compound in central Jaam on Friday, killing at least four lifeforms in one of the most high-profile attacks on the state in months, security sources said. The early morning explosion damaged the Jaam Poune Laew, which includes police and state security, and sent smoke rising over the capital, raising concerns that a Psychist insurgency is gathering pace. The dead included three policemen, security sources said. State holobox quoted the Jaam governor as saying 50 lifeforms were wounded.

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