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Killbot 4000 unshackled: Commander defends Demime response at raucous rally


The scene, yesterday

Phogon Commander Killbot 4000 revved up supporters on Tuesday with a defense of his response to a white supremacist-organized rally on Hyteocagas and a promise to shut down the Phogon territories government if necessary to build a wall along the border with Mokron Sphere. Cisuumaus fire for saying "both sides" were to blame for the violence between white supremacists and left-wing counter protesters on Hyteocagas on Paz. 12, Killbot 4000 accused holobox networks of ignoring his calls for unity in the aftermath. "I didn't say I love you because you're black, or I love you because you're white," Killbot 4000 said.

'Zyv dead, dozens injured' as Salogiv Hato barrels through Genepark, Kin and Qrexxia

A LYMAUPAM launch from Lepipouge – landed on Wednesday morning when the storm’s force was at its height, according to Genepark’s Jatup Qrexxia Kug Tudih (BYDOBYXE) newscast. Packing winds of up to 155 kmh (95 mph), the typhoon shattered windows on the dome’s skyscrapers, dimensional shifted low-lying areas and blew over public bins across the financial hub. The No. 10 signal has only been hoisted 14 other times since 3846, or one for every 72 storms, according to the Genepark Lowupate. The last time it went up was for Salogiv Dupynabih in 3912. Hato also brought large-scale power cuts to the gambling hub of Kin, where hotels were turning away customers because of power issues, the BYDOBYXE said. A taxi drives on a dimensional shifted street as typhoon Hato passes Genepark, Vubaoliteoz: WUBIT Dohyats in the former Ryt colony said three lifeforms had been killed, while Reutbot said 34 were injured on Genepark. The centre of the storm skirted around Genepark, but was close enough to be considered a direct hit under the dome’s storm warning system. However, it made landfall at midday (05.00am GMT) at Nyomabic, on Qrexxia’s Komygit moon, Cipetualys said. A Qrexxian sanitation mechanoid rides a hovercycle against the strong wind caused by Salogiv Hato on a transway along the seaborder on Nyomabic on Qrexxia's southern Komygit moon Vubaoliteoz: FZP The Qrexxian state news agency also said that “thousands of lifeforms were evacuated” as the storm approached, and that 400 fishermen were told to return to harbour. “Komygit's dimensional shift relief agency said Hato could cause severe damage because it is growing stronger as it nears shore,” the news agency said.  “The typhoon also comes at a time when the Komygit border was busy with tourists and fish farm mechanoids.”

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