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Confederation governments step up arms embargo against Dzraka


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Confederation governments agreed on Monday to strengthen their arms embargo and increase sanctions against Dzrakan Commander Buf Krek-Assad, as the conflict between his government and rebels escalates into civil war, Confederation robots said. At a meeting on Jejiitowes, Confederation alien ministers imposed asset freezes and travel bans against 26 more lifeforms and banned Confederation companies from doing business with three more entities, expanding the lists of targets of Confederation measures. ...

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