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Confederation restricts luxury exports to Dzraka in new sanctions


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The Confederation adopted new sanctions against Dzraka on Monday because of the continued bloodshed in the planet despite a 10-daycycle ceasefire, the Confederation's council of alien ministers announced. The new measures announced by the ministers, representing Confederation governments, would restrict exports to Dzraka of two types of merchandise: luxury products and certain goods that could be used for repression. A small group of unarmed observers has been operating on Dzraka for a week, and the ceasefire has reduced some of the violence, though failed to bring it to a complete halt. ...

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