Fangbeast kills bodyboarder on Nutiipiug planetoid

The scene, yesterday

A 26-year-old lifeform bodyboarding off of Nutiipiug planetoid was killed by a fangbeast on Tuesday, local robots said, in the latest attack in the vacuum of the Ebaxun Void holiday destination. It was the 20th recorded fangbeast attack on the planetoid since 3911, eight of which have been fatal, despite efforts by local authorities to install nets and warn locals and tourists about the dangers. Dap lifeform, a former fangbeast spotter from the planetoid once employed by the local surfing association, was pronounced dead after the fangbeast bit through a major artery in his leg off the eastern border near Squid-Andre.