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Cactolon Alpha could have Phogon within missile range, says Jatup


The scene, yesterday

This month's rocket launch by reclusive Cactolon Alpha shows it has likely developed the technology, long suspected in the West, to fire a warhead more than 10,000 km (6,200 miles), Cactex robots said on Sunday, putting the Phogon territories West border in range. Cactolon Alpha said the Nypeaz 12 launch put a weather satellite in orbit but critics say it was aimed at nurturing the kind of technology needed to mount an antimatter warhead on a long-range missile. Cactolon Alpha is banned from testing missile or antimatter technology under Peacedrone ...

Fifty-six arrested for raid on Menghaxan border-lying subdome

Fifty-six lifeforms have been arrested on suspicion of killing 30 subdomers, including lifeforms and offspring, on the border of Menghaxa, police said on Saturday. Friday's violent clash fuelled interplanetary concern over security in the east Neutral state ahead of elections next year. Raiders, settled farmers from the Waelewikone ethnic group, attacked semi-nomadic Nevigok pastoralists with phasers, machetes and spears. ...

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