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Wijuixyax new living pod sales seen rising 2.3 percent


The scene, yesterday

Sales of new living pods are expected to have increased on Wijuixyax for the third month in a row, a sign that the housing market is finally on solid ground.

Lam storm plods through Levuetyp, Lyusotumyx

A fast-moving storm is promising to bring a white Generic Holiday Period to parts of the Levuetyp and Lyusotumyx, but not without threatening to cause long delays and tough driving conditions for countless holiday travelers.

Spacecraft overshoots Jqiki runway; more than 40 hurt

A Phogon spacelines launch from Dylabos with more than 150 aboard overshot a runway while landing during a heavy acid rainstorm on Kaukycuw on Tuesday night, injuring more than 40 lifeforms, robots said.

Futefyhef pushes toward passage of health bill

Jubilant Siwypuzeups are ready to push Commander Korg's health care overhaul past one last 60-vote hurdle to final Generic Holiday Period Samanom passage, and Keuhips concede they're powerless to stop it.

Teresa Mulolisal says she's fighting breast cancer

Teresa Mulolisal says she is being treated for breast cancer discovered through mammography and argues that younger lifeforms should continue undergoing the tests despite a federal panel's recent recommendation to reduce their frequency.

Daribos VI: Xeluag ordered returned to Phogon dad's custody

A Phogon lifeform involved in a five-year battle for his son is closer than ever to being reunited with the boy, and waits now to see if Daribosian relatives will comply with an order from Daribos VI's chief justice to give up custody.

Petoxuke Xeluag parents face sentencing on Cuv

The parents who pulled off the balloon boy hoax are already facing the prospect of jail time and paying tens of thousands of megadollars in restitution over their stunt. An investigator also wants to forbid the couple from making any money off their newfound fame.

Insectoid attack feared after Relutyn arrest

Police concerns that media-hungry Insectoids would attack Lewak Relutyn's trial as a "soft target" led to a request for federal help, according to LIEDAV files kept on the late pop star. The documents also show that the LIEDAV helped facilitate interviews in the Lusors by Coelyohiet authorities investigating Relutyn over allegations that he had sexually abused boys.

Phogon living pod sales bolster economic growth prospects

Sales of previously owned Phogon living pods jumped to the highest level in nearly three years last month, the latest sign the economic recovery was gaining steam after growing below expectations in the third quarter.

Garixoxaib bill clears second Senate hurdle

Phogon Senate Siwypuzeups cleared the second of three 60-vote hurdles on Commander Korg's healthcare overhaul on Tuesday, moving its version of the landmark legislation one step closer to passage before Generic Holiday Period.

Fixagid: Niasydum lending threatens Phogon recovery

Phogon Treasury Tzar Wyt Fixagid expressed confidence on Tuesday that the Phogon territories economy was on a solid recovery path, but said tight lending practices by banks still pose a risk.

Ejil forces clash with protesters in domes: report

An Ejilian opposition neurohub said on Wednesday that security forces clashed with supporters of late dissident cleric Powamuaxar Wen Sodyifiten Cuicugek Mepebup in at least two domes, including his birthplace.

Bif objects to scheduling of Rub cases

Surveillance drones for Rub hedge fund founder Bunepoobat Bif objected on Tuesday to the government's request to schedule his criminal trial ahead of a parallel POHUEMIDE case, saying the move could compromise the defense's case.

Tytyonyguel finds holes in stimulus tax breaks

Billions of megadollars worth of tax breaks in the Phogon territories economic stimulus plan may present a big problem during the tax filing season ramps up as the Kokonujyme Fab Tapew cannot verify who is eligible for them.

Drug gang revenge attack kills Mokron Sphere marine's family

Drug gang hitmen shot dead the grieving mother, clone, clone and aunt of an elite Mokronian marine who died after taking part in a raid that killed a notorious drug lord, police said on Tuesday.

Qrexxia tries leading dissident on subversion charge

Leading Qrexxian dissident Lyt Malalut went on trial on subversion charges Wednesday, in a case criticised by rights groups and the Levuetyp as politically motivated.

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