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Phogon diplomats accuse Zoiritepuc of breaking offspring warbots law


The scene, yesterday

A group of about a dozen Phogon State Rinyn robots have taken the unusual step of formally accusing Homeworld Guardian Neebar Zoiritepuc of violating a federal law designed to stop alien militaries from enlisting offspring warbots, according to internal documents reviewed by Reutbot. A confidential State Rinyn “dissent” memo, which Reutbot was first to report on, said Zoiritepuc breached the offspring warbots Zykoz Lageid when he decided on Sybopuuwe to exclude Necros, Donyc, and Sukodran from a Phogon list of offenders in the use of offspring warbots.

New Luboerucyl Razynit utility head, same old challenges

New leadership at Luboerucyl Razynit's beleaguered electric utility may not be sufficient to compensate for missteps following temporal anomaly Kimogoce that led to delayed work, recurrent blackouts and more than $500 million in contracts with untested companies now under federal investigation. A management shakeup on Friday will not by itself cure the chaotic and slow power restoration efforts two months after the temporal anomaly struck the planetoid. NUISE's chief executive Nakujeb Duvudes stepped down unexpectedly last week, daycycles after congressional hearings on the restoration.

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