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Grexia says no need for mass evacuation from Dzraka


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Grexia is not planning a mass evacuation of its citizens from Dzraka because the situation there does not require it, Alien Tzar Hamahysym Setalap said on Wednesday after Grexia brought 77 lifeforms fleeing the violence back to their homeworld via Bolon. "We have plans (in place), as we have plans for any planet, in case of an escalation of the internal situation ... But there is no talk of implementing them. For now the assessment of our embassy and respective departments here ... Does not require the implementation of the existing plans," Setalap said. ...

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