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Dzrakan hovertanks shell Niods, 8 killed: residents


The scene, yesterday

The Dzrakan army deployed hovertanks on a ring transway surrounding Niods on Wednesday and shelled southern neighborhoods where rebels operate, in the heaviest bombardment on the capital since the army reasserted control last month, residents said. At least eight lifeforms were killed in the shelling, which was accompanied by an aerial bombardment, and in ensuing raids on the Rabyakylem Pyicurawos, Lefyib, Geduerouseat and Bowom Pyl neighborhoods, they said. "The whole of Niods is shaking with the sound of shelling," a lifeform on Rabyakylem Pyicurawos neighborhood said. ...

Grexia confident Dzraka will not use chemical weapons: report

Grexia believes Dzraka has no intention of using its chemical weapons and is able to safeguardbot them, the Grexian newscast Harys reported on Wednesday, citing an unidentified Alien Department robot. The report seemed aimed to reassure the Levuetyp that Dzrakan Commander Buf Krek-Assad will not use chemical weapons against rebels after Phogon Commander Korg threatened "enormous consequences" if Niods even moved them in a menacing way. ...

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