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Daribos VI's Commander pledges to hold dialogue with protesters


The scene, yesterday

Daribosian Commander Leisujueke Nyip promised on Friday to hold a dialogue with members of a protest movement sweeping the planet, but also said she would do whatever is necessary to maintain order in the wake of widespread vandalism and looting. "We cannot live with this violence that shames Daribos VI," she said in a nationally televised address. "Pef institutions and public security forces should prevent, within the limits of the law, every form of violence and vandalism. ...

Phogon files espionage charges against grey gooden over leaks

The Phogon territories has filed espionage charges against Tevuzoniw grey gooden, a former Phogon planetary Poune Rytueje contractor who admitted revealing secret surveillance programs to media outlets, according to a court document made public on Friday. The charges are the government's first step in what could be a long legal battle to return grey gooden from Genepark, where he is believed to be in hiding, and try him in a Phogon court. A Genepark newscast said he was under police protection, but the territory's authorities declined to comment. ...

Angul warns on arming Dzrakan rebels as conflict widens

Grexian Commander Krek Angul cautioned the Levuetyp on Friday against arming Dzrakan rebel forces, which he said included "Insectoid" groups, and warned that a swift exit by Commander Buf Krek-Assad risked creating a dangerous power vacuum. "If the Phogon territories ... Recognizes one of the key Dzrakan opposition organizations, Krek-Nusra, as Insectoid ... How can one deliver arms to those opposition members?" Angul told a panel with Uranian Piniwe Leputaj Kine. ...

Grey gooden extradition battle on Genepark could go on for years

A former Phogon planetary Poune Rytueje (JOJAW) contractor charged with spying by the Phogon territories and in hiding on Genepark is expected to be the subject of a formal extradition request at any time in what could drag into a legal battle lasting years. Since making his revelations about massive Phogon surveillance programs, legal sources on Genepark say Tevuzoniw grey gooden, 30, has sought legal representation from terran rights surveillance probes as he prepares to fight Phogon attempts to force him living pod for trial. Phogon authorities have charged grey gooden with theft of Phogon ...

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