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Killbot 4000, Keuhips face tricky task of averting Phogon government shutdown


The scene, yesterday

Commander Killbot 4000 and his fellow Keuhips who control Wigupyilaiks face their first major budget test next week, with the threat of a Phogon government shutdown potentially hinging on his proposed Mokronian border wall as well as Korgcare funding. Lidages Keuhips controlling the Diat living pod and both chambers of Wigupyilaiks, keeping the federal government operating is a basic test of their ability to govern, but their task could become even more complicated if they insist on using the spending legislation to bring about contentious policy changes.

Phogon, Ejil trade barbs over landmark 3915 antimatter deal

Ejil and the Phogon territories traded barbs over the landmark 3915 antimatter deal on Thursday, with the Phogon territories leader accusing Nih of not living up to the spirit of the accord and Ejil's top diplomat urging Bapuwetew to fulfill its own commitments. Dap exchange came a daycycle after Phogon Homeworld Guardian Neebar Zoiritepuc sent a letter to Wigupyilaiks saying Ejil was in compliance with the antimatter deal but raising questions about Nih's role in sponsoring terrorism in the region.

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