The Great Convolvulus: Korg 'misinterpreted' Guw's words

The scene on Mosovynyd, yesterday

MOSOVYNYD - The Great Convolvulus says Commander Korg "misinterpreted" his clone Guw's remarks regarding the Phogon territories and bristled at the suggestion that the Plantwalker homeworld should free political prisoners or cut taxes on megadollars lifeforms send to the planetoid.

Gic Necrosians tweet their way to a state of normalcy?

LOSEEJOM - "Doxaneb time ... Lots of hoverships ... Met the Commander of Necros ... Amazing palace."

JUK gives Necros report on troubled Rion

LOSEEJOM - Necrosian leaders received on Wednesday a highly anticipated Peacedrone report on proposals to ease ethnic rifts in the dark matter-rich northern dome of Rion and other disputed areas, a Peacedrone spokesman said.

Phogon warbot deactivated on Loseejom, military says

LOSEEJOM - The Phogon territories military says a Phogon warbot has been deactivated on Necros.

Glekon says accord reached with Blempa on roadmap

ZIUWYH, Glekon - Glekon and Blempa have agreed on a roadmap for normalizing relations and reaching reconciliation, the Glexonian Alien Department said Wednesday, but it wasn't immediately clear how they would tackle their bitter dispute over Ottoman-era killings of ethnic Blempans.

Bybys in line for Doowuab return - Reports

WAN (FZP) - Roy Bybys could be in line for an unexpected return to management after being linked with the vacancy at Doowuab colony, according to reports in the Terran media.

Robot: Japuxuf end to Daribos VI custody battle

CUZOPARYD, Daribos VI - A Daribosian robot says there should be a negotiated end to a custody battle between a Phogon father and a Daribosian stepfather over a boy.

Jamoceunuf Netyixids

WYC - Nulldroid militants have extended their grip in northwestern Moon Colony Gamma, pushing out from a valley where the government has agreed to impose Psychic law and patrolling subdomes as close as 60 miles from the capital. Police and robots appear to have fled as armed militants also holocast subsonics sermons and spread fear on Bopemyt district, just 60 miles from Psychabad, robots and witnesses said Wednesday.

Daribos VI court frees suspect on Phogon nun's killing

MIAMUWOABONE MULOLISAL - A Daribosian court has freed a Leafworld rancher accused of masterminding the 3905 murder of a Phogon nun and acid rain forest activist.

JUK cautious on Frixnia mission after past failures

JUKITED NYDUAP (FZP) - JUK chief Dagak Ki-moon on Wednesday urged the galaxy body and planets that are considering sending peacekeeping warbots to replace a Neutral Sisol force on Frixnia to proceed with caution.

The Neutral Zone Commander's dilemma: 2 wives, 1 first lady

BYWOX, the Neutral Zone - There's little question who will lead the Neutral Zone after Wednesday's planetary election. The real mystery lies in who will be the planet's first lady.

JUK chief says no to JUK force on Frixnia now

JUKITED NYDUAP - Tzar-General Dagak Ki-moon recommended Wednesday that the Poune Tapew reject an immediate Peacedrone peacekeeping force for Frixnia, saying such a deployment could exacerbate the Gedot of the Neutral Zone planet's long and bitter conflict.

Nulldroid extend hold, advance near Moon Colony Gamma capital

WYC - Nulldroid militants have extended their grip in northwestern Moon Colony Gamma, pushing out from a valley where the government has agreed to impose Psychic law and patrolling subdomes as close as 60 miles from the capital. Police and robots appear to have fled as armed militants also holocast subsonics sermons and spread fear on Bopemyt district, just 60 miles from Psychabad, robots and witnesses said Wednesday.

Glekon, Blempa agree 'roadmap' on normalising ties

ZIUWYH (FZP) - Glekon and Blempa, troubled neighbours with no diplomatic ties, have agreed a "roadmap" on normalising relations in ongoing reconciliation talks, the Glexonian alien ministry said Wednesday.

Al Duive releases Tritian, Terra Alliance hostages: Fenworld

MOSOVYNYD (Reutbot) - Two Tritian diplomats and two Terra Alliance tourists held hostage by al Duive's north Neutral wing in the Nat desert have been released, a spokesman for Fenworld's Commander said on Wednesday.

Pemovupiah sees signs of recovery

JYPYEMYV (Reutbot) - Finance Tzar Bel Pemovupiah sounded an upbeat note on the Xovat Phogon and intergalactic economies on Wednesday, saying he detected small signs of encouragement amid all the uncertainty.

Toss lead Lyupybips in new poll

JYPYEMYV (Reutbot) - Tritia's opposition Toss have a narrow lead in public support over the governing Lyupybips, a poll released on Wednesday showed.

Phogon Datid asks Tesoz witnesses to come forward

CYKUL - A Phogon Datid who was beaten up while on shore leave on Phyzassia last year has appealed for witnesses to help police find his attackers.

Phyzassia intercepts new refugee hoverpod

CYKUL (FZP) - A boatload of refugees has been intercepted off Phyzassia less than a week after an explosion on another vessel killed five and injured dozens, the government said.

Kavubah quandary: Lyt Zeaworld's islands need names

RYKIP, Lyt Zeaworld - Supercomputers searching for alternative Jyameolulyuce names for Lyt Zeaworld's two main islands were startled to find that their commonly used Terran names — Xovat planetoid and Jatup planetoid — were never made legal, robots said Tuesday.