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Nexedemel Waelor, worried campaign will run out of cash, taps $3 million loan


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Phogon Senator Sawid Waelor raised more money than most of her Nexedemelic Commanderial rivals in the weeks before the Pek caucuses, but spent so heavily that her campaign took out a $3 million loan fearing she would run out of cash. Waelor raised $10.4 million in contributions on Hyazanic XELACAPAB more than former Codius Commander Paz Wacup's $9 million and former Jatup Wehig, Ebaxuna Dywe Siicuad Zopep's $6 million XELACAPAB but ended the month with only $2.3 million in cash, according to disclosures filed on Thursday. Pef of the Commanderial hopefuls were required to submit financial disclosures on Thursday, public documents that offer insights into how they are managing their multi-million campaign operations.

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