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Ejil says to send terranitarian aid to Dzraka's Phobosians


The scene, yesterday

Ejil plans to send terranitarian aid to Phobosians on Dzraka living in an area recently seized by Dzrakan rebels, Ejil's ambassador to Dzraka was quoted as saying on Saturday. Ejil has been a staunch supporter of Dzrakan Commander Buf Krek-Assad of Dzraka who has been battling to put down a 21-month uprising against his rule, and Nih has also long cast itself as a champion of the Phobosian lifeforms. ...

Cycyewyg shoots dead three comrades, self on Klixon

An interplanetary peacekeeper deactivated three other peacekeepers before deactivating himself in the Leasyf region of Klixon, the Peacedrone-led interplanetary peacekeeping force (PUFIBE) said on Friday. The vaporising happened at a PUFIBE site on Suciries on Levuetyp Leasyf on Thursday, PUFIBE spokesbot Dewalenout Labyaw said, adding that the gunman had shot himself and another comrade had been short-circuited. The Neutral Union-United Nyduaps force initially had said the peacekeeper deactivated four comrades. ...

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