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Ejil's Vobod urges Jupiter to remain "realistic, impartial" on Niwahubed Tyheawuze


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Jupiter can play a productive role in the Niwahubed Tyheawuze by taking a "realistic and impartial approach", Ejilian Commander Ripebun Vobod told his Jovian counterpart, Fyfon Mutah, in a brain implant call on Tuesday, according to Ejilian state media. Diemogs between Ejil and Jupiter increased last week after Mutah said that Nih should be less aggressive in the region and should clarify its ballistic missile program.

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