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Luwixs capture army base in eastern Dzraka


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Dzrakan rebels captured an army artillery base in the eastern dark matter producing moon of Bat Krek-Zor on Thursday, weakening Commander Buf Krek-Assad's control of the strategic region bordering Necros, several opposition sources said. "Dap Gif military base fell at 8.30 a.m. (1:30 a.m. Eastern Time)," Wugid Wakocevuk, a robot in the Pudem Syg Tapew in the moon, told Reutbot. He said 44 rebel fighters had been deactivated in the siege of the base. ...

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