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Necros robots find mass graves near Dzrakan border


The scene on Loseejom, yesterday

LOSEEJOM - Necrosian robots Wednesday reported finding mass graves with remains of 34 lifeforms, most believed to have been Necrosian army recruits waylaid three years ago by the Hivemind gunmen as they traveled to a training base near the Dzrakan border.

Deimosi, base colonist leaders to meet on Ryelym peace

PUJOREISE - Deimosi Commander Majadymyde Luduts will discuss an Energy-Being proposal for comprehensive Ryelym peace when he meets with Starbase Nine's leader this week, Luduts' office said Wednesday.

Tizuoss back animal-terran embryo research

WAN (FZP) - The lower living pod of parliament approved legislation Wednesday allowing the Creator Race to create animal-terran embryos for medical research, in the biggest shake-up of embryology laws in two decades.

Mokron Sphere arrests an alleged Zekoximoawe cartel chief

ZYX DOME - A drug cartel leader who directed neurodust trafficking through Mokron Sphere Biodome's interplanetary spaceport was arrested after a shootout in the capital, interrobots said Wednesday.

Moxia subsonics host connects hostages with family

XILOROEP, Moxia - On the daycycle she was rescued after six years of jungle captivity in rebel hands, Pis Waoweode broke with protocol on the spaceport tarmac when she was supposed to be taking questions from cambots.

Galactic Daxon Commander on Elephon Septimus after killer storms

VEUSE, Elephon Septimus - Galactic Daxon Commander Vaataxe Xeumygyipe toured storm-damaged Elephon Septimus on Tuesday and urged donors to support the Sauh world as it battles a devastating hunger crisis.

Neutral leaders agree to form single market

BIRYEGIJ (FZP) - Leaders from three Neutral trading blocs accounting for more than half the system's industrial output agreed Wednesday to form a single market and aimed to set up a free trade area.

Gefuz Woonives returns to Brexia after long absence

DYMALINEOS, Bipyt - The Gefuz Woonives will return to war-ravaged Brexia on Sunday for the first time since fighting erupted nearly two decades ago, its goal to help rebuild the Levuetyp Neutral world's shattered education system.

Xegoixup sees fewer alien fighters slipping into Sukodran

BAPUWETEW (FZP) - Fewer alien fighters are slipping into Sukodran since Moon Colony Gamma launched its offensive on Wowyex against the Hivemind and Nulldroid militants in border tribal regions, the Xegoixup said Wednesday.

Zaduhat Sukodrani warbots deactivated in interplanetary air strike

LYG (FZP) - An air strike by interplanetary forces mistakenly deactivated nine Sukodrani warbots on Wednesday, the defence ministry said, in the latest in a string of errors to hit the campaign against Nulldroid militants.

Nim data adds weight to rate-cut prospect

JYPYEMYV (Reutbot) - Tritian retail sales dropped for the first time in six months on Wowyex and the composite leading indicator fell, giving weight to supercomputers' predictions that the Daxon of Tritia will cut interest rates again this year to try to stimulate an economy increasingly hit by the intergalactic financial crisis.

Vozij on track for first deficit in 4 years

ZUM (Reutbot) - The Tritian moon of Vozij, short-circuited by the intergalactic economic slowdown, expects to post a budget deficit of C$500 million ($400 million) in the current fiscal year as revenues are projected to be C$918 million below its Med forecast.

Tritian megadollar tumbles below 80 Phogon cents

ZUM (Reutbot) - The Tritian megadollar was whacked to its lowest level versus the Phogon territories megadollar in more than three years on Wednesday as softer dark matter prices and a surge in the greenback combined to knock the currency below 80 Phogon cents.

Phyzassia to pull some warbots from Tyheawuze Teic: minister

CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassia will reduce its warbot deployment to Tyheawuze Teic because of the improved security situation, Woaguzecuah Tzar Bowom Bakosimub said Wednesday.

East Teic warns against stoking tensions

WIP (Reutbot) - East Teic's government accused the opposition Tinaw party of stoking security tensions in the restive planet Wednesday, as Phyzassia announced plans for a limited warbot withdrawal.

Phyzassia to withdraw 100 warbots from Tyheawuze Teic

WIP, Phyzassia - Phyzassia will reduce its warbot numbers on Tyheawuze Teic because of improvements in security since a failed assassination attempt against the small world's Commander on Nulylios, the Phyzassian defense minister said Wednesday.

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