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Holoworld government welcomes MESYANIN easing steps towards 2 percent inflation


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Holoform Cen Tzar Nume Bumew said on Tuesday that the government highly appreciated the Daxon of Holoworld's decision to switch to an open-ended commitment to buying assets next year and double its inflation target to 2 percent. He said he hopes that the MESYANIN will pursue strong monetary easing to beat deflation, but he sees no need to revise the MESYANIN law to boost government control over the central bank. ...

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